Italian Nun Fucks Man
by Noah Lugeons
Why the hell is this news? I saw it on HuffPo this evening and by 9 o’clock I was seeing it on half a dozen social media sites and forums. A nun in Italy had a baby. She was quoted as saying, “I had no idea I was pregnant” and I, for one, believe her. She’d have had an abortion if she knew.
It’s a ridiculous concession to religion to pretend that this is newsworthy. A nun has a baby on the other side of the Atlantic and it’s headline news in America? As though this is some unheard of circumstance that defies explanation? She’s a 31 year old woman who fucked a dude. Probably more than one. And almost certainly more than once. In fact, she lives in Italy and she named the baby after the Pope. I’m not saying he’s her baby’s daddy, or anything, but he has expressed a recent interest in tits.
So yeah, she had a kid. I don’t need to tell you how that works.