Italian Nun Fucks Man
by Noah Lugeons
Why the hell is this news? I saw it on HuffPo this evening and by 9 o’clock I was seeing it on half a dozen social media sites and forums. A nun in Italy had a baby. She was quoted as saying, “I had no idea I was pregnant” and I, for one, believe her. She’d have had an abortion if she knew.
It’s a ridiculous concession to religion to pretend that this is newsworthy. A nun has a baby on the other side of the Atlantic and it’s headline news in America? As though this is some unheard of circumstance that defies explanation? She’s a 31 year old woman who fucked a dude. Probably more than one. And almost certainly more than once. In fact, she lives in Italy and she named the baby after the Pope. I’m not saying he’s her baby’s daddy, or anything, but he has expressed a recent interest in tits.
So yeah, she had a kid. I don’t need to tell you how that works.
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Same thing made the news here down under, checked around and found it is on news sites all over including the BBC. Must be a slow news day. Lightning hitting a jesus statue on top of a Brazilian mountain also got headlines for no real reason.
Pretty cool picture, but yeah, I’m willing to bet some far more important things happened that day.
Yeah, and we must be sympathetic because sheesh! she’s human, she’s sinned and we shouldn’t judge! What about all those nuns exploiting, berating, demeaning, brainwashing people all over the world! And I know a bit about their indoctrination methods…
Praying for your conversion and the conversion of all athiests
Okay, but if it doesn’t work, that means there’s no god.