God Awful Movies World* Tour

May 1, 2017 6 comments

*“World” tour excludes non-US places and most US-places

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After the stellar responses we got from our live shows in New York City, Manchester, Chicago, and ReasonCon; God Awful Movies is excited to announce several upcoming shows around the country.

We’ll be adding at least a couple more dates in the coming weeks, so if we’re not coming to your neck of the woods yet, keep checking this page. As new dates are confirmed, we’ll be adding them here.



SEATTLE – 07/08/2017 at 8pm

Location: The Broadway Performance Hall; 1625 Broadway

Platinum Package Preshow on 7/7 (see ticket site for details)

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AUSTIN, TEXAS – 9/22/2017 at 8pm

Location: Scottish Rite Theater; 207 West 18th Street

Platinum Package Preshow on 9/21

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SALT LAKE CITY – 10/01/2017 at 8pm

Location: The State Room; 638 South State Street

Platinum Package Preshow on 9/30 (see ticket sites for details)

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New dates will be added by mid May, so keep checking back with us; and we look forward to meeting you in person!

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Diatribes Volume 2 Now Available!

March 21, 2017 Leave a comment

We’re happy to announce that the long-awaited follow up to Diatribes Volume 1 is now available as an e-book.  You can find it HERE.

The book contains detailed accounts of every major theological discovery made by the human race in the last four thousand years, and manages to do all of that before its first word. Because there are no ‘theological discoveries’. But it does contain 50 diatribes (featured on episodes 51-100), expanded and rewritten for the page. More than a quarter of the book is never before released material, and it could all be yours for the low, low price of $7.99

And if you’re looking for a paperback copy, check back with the site regularly. We’ll be posting links as soon as the paperbacks are available.


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Vulgarity for Charity Returns!

September 15, 2016 1 comment

We’re proud to announce the return of Vulgarity for Charity, running between September 15th and 25th, 2016. This time, we’re teaming up with Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance Podcast to help raise money and awareness for a phenomenal charity that helps combat poverty by helping people keep from falling into the poverty cycle in the first place.

Modest Needs has been combating poverty in the US and Canada for almost fifteen years, and their forward thinking take on crowdfunding makes it easier and more effective than ever to help people in need. Learn more about them here.

What is Vulgarity for Charity?

It’s a biannual fundraiser where we trade insults for donations. You donate to Modest Needs, then let us know that you did, and who you’d like insulted, and Eli, Heath, Tom, Cecil, and Noah will turn their powers of vulgarity to the forces of good.

How do I Play Along?

First, go to ModestNeeds.org and make a donation of $20 or more.  You can either donate to the charity itself, or you can click on the “Browse Requests for Help” and choose the family you’d like to donate your money to.

When you receive your receipt via email, forward proof of your donation to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com and let us know who you’d like us to insult on your behalf.

And as an added bonus, if you donate $50 or more, we’ll put your name in a drawing for a special celebrity guest insult.

When do I get my Insult?

We’ll be broadcasting all the insults live in a special two part, cross-podcast event on The Scathing Atheist and Cognitive Dissonance.  The first round of insults will air on Cognitive Dissonance on Monday, September 26th; and the second round will take place on The Scathing Atheist on Thursday, September 29th.

If I send my email after the fundraiser is over, will you still insult somebody for me?

Sorry, but if you want an on-air insult, proof of your donation must be received by midnight eastern on Sunday, September 25th.

Special Thanks to The Foundation Beyond Belief for all their help coordinating this fundraiser.


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Episode 166 Shownotes

April 21, 2016 1 comment

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If you’d like to review that Bible…

Here’s the link Selene sent us.

Calendar Links:

SkepKon 2016; Hamburg, Germany, May 5-7th: http://www.skepkon.org/

NECSS; New York, NY, May 12-15th: http://necss.org/

SkeptiCal; Oakland, CA, May 15th: http://www.skepticalcon.com/

Imagine No Religion 6; Vancouver, May 20-22nd: http://www.imaginenoreligion.ca/

American Humanist Association 75th Anniversary Conference; Chicago, IL, May 26-29th: http://conference.americanhumanist.org/

Guest and Appearance Links:

Click Here to check out Noah on IFS with Jake Farr-Wharton

Click Here to check out Noah on Secular Stories

Click Here to check out the Secular Yakking Podcast

Headline Links:

Report: About 2/3rds of British Muslims wouldn’t inform the authorities if they knew someone was a terrorist: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/15/roughly-two-thirds-of-british-muslims-say-they-wouldnt-inform-authorities-of-terrorist-plot/

Nebraska judge denies prisoner religious protection because Pastafarianism isn’t a real religion: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/13/pastafarianism-is-not-a-real-religion-judge-tells-prisoner-in-completely-serious-decision/

Pope to trans teens: “Quitcher bitchin.” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/04/pope-francis-trashes-transgender-teens/

Reports resurfacing of Ted Cruz arguing in court that Americans have no right to masturbate: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/04/ted-cruz-americans-have-no-right-to-masturbate/

Update: Ark Park hiring practices are starting to come into focus: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/15/ken-hams-ark-encounter-theme-park-will-only-hire-young-earth-creationists/

Utah Mormons battle porn out of concern for “public health” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/15/inspired-by-feminist-professor-utah-mormons-combat-porn-out-of-concern-for-public-health/


Guest on Jim Bakker’s show says Stonehenge was built by satanic giants: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/did-satanic-giants-build-stonehenge

Pastor Manning curses gay people to have flames shoot out of their asses (there’s more, of course): http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2016/04/watch-harlem-hate-pastor-declares-im-the-sodomite-slayer/

This Week in Misogyny:

Afghanistan don’t want no lady-music: https://widerimage.reuters.com/story/womens-orchestra-in-kabul

Female MP in Iran may lose her job over cross-gender handshake: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/16/female-mp-in-iran-could-lose-her-job-over-alleged-cross-gender-handshake/

John Kasich’s advice to women worried about rape: avoid parties with a lot of alcohol: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/john-kasich-tells-woman-asking-about-protection-from-rape-avoid-parties-with-a-lot-of-alcohol/

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Episode 165 Show Notes

April 14, 2016 Leave a comment

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Song Related Stuff:
If you’d like to pick up your copy of the God’s Not Dead song parody from last week (remember, 100% of proceeds go to charity!), you can get it on CD Baby here.

If you’d like to donate to the same charity directly, you’ll find it here.

To learn more about the fundraiser, check out The Herd Mentality podcast.

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Episode 164 Shownotes

April 7, 2016 1 comment

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Guest Links:

Click Here to check out episode 98 of The Herd Mentality Podcast

Click Here to check out No Religion Required with Bobby C. and that lady

Headline Links:

MS gov signs anti-LGBT bill: http://www.religionnews.com/2016/04/05/mississippi-lgbt-gay-rights-religious-freecom/

Retired lawyer sues Israel airline for making her change seats: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/01/renee-rabinowitz-sue-israeli-airline-el-al-orthodox-gender-discrimination

New Lifeway study: American Christians feel more persecuted than ever; Americans in general feel they’re more whiny than ever: http://www.religionnews.com/2016/03/31/us-christians-see-religious-liberty-sliding-while-intolerance-and-whining-rise/

Rabbi announces Sabbath ban on Amazon Echo: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/06/orthodox-jewish-rabbi-dont-use-amazon-echo-while-observing-shabbat-or-youll-upset-god/

Ken Ham: “Ancient non-stick frying pans evidence for Noah’s ark” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/01/ken-ham-if-non-stick-frying-pans-existed-in-ancient-times-noahs-ark-totally-makes-sense/

TN bill would allow therapists not to treat atheists and other sinners: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/30/tennessee-house-bill-would-let-therapists-refuse-to-treat-atheists-gay-people-and-other-sinners/

Crazy person: “Sex ed is a plot to make money off of HIV treatments” http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/sharon-slater-sex-ed-planned-parenthood-plot-make-money-hiv-treatments-condoms

Bill to make bible TN state book passes both houses of congress: http://www.religionnews.com/2016/04/05/bill-make-bible-official-state-book-goes-tenn-governor/

LA Legislator: “We know creationism is true because we found Noah’s ark” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/02/louisiana-legislator-on-education-subcommittee-says-creationism-is-true-because-we-found-noahs-ark/

Set Free conference aims to cure America of porn: http://www.religionnews.com/2016/04/04/christians-pornography-josh-mcdowell/

This Week in Misogyny:

B-Fish: Those poor abortion women don’t know any better: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bryan-fischer-woman-who-have-abortions-should-not-be-punished-because-they-dont-know-any-bet

Shoebat: Women who have abortions are sluts that deserve the death penalty: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/31/christian-extremist-women-who-have-abortions-are-sluts-who-deserve-the-death-penalty/

TX law forces woman to carry stillborn fetus to term: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/01/due-to-texas-abortion-ban-woman-forced-to-carry-stillborn-20-week-old-fetus-to-term/





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Episode 163 Show Notes

March 31, 2016 Leave a comment

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Guest Links:

Click Here to watch us on the Zachrilege YouTube Channel

Click Here to hear us on the Zachrilege Podcast

Click Here to hear Eli on No Religion Required

Calendar Links:

Connecticut Assembly for Reason and Ethics, Hartford, CT; April 2nd: https://conference.ctcor.org/

Freethought Festival in Madison, WI; April 8-9: http://freethoughtfestival.org/

Rationalist International Conference, Tallinn, Estonia; April 23-24: http://www.rationalistconference.com/

Orange County Freethought Alliance Conference in Orange County, CA; April 30: http://freethoughtalliance.org/fta/annual-conference/admission/

The Shift to Reason Conference, Regina, Canada; April 30: http://www.shifttoreason.com/

Headline Links:

Chocolatiers in the crosshairs of “war on Easter” fantasy: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/24/the-war-on-easter-has-finally-begun-and-chocolate-companies-are-caught-in-the-crossfire/

Humanist Easter display in Wisconsin honors Obi-Wan Kenobi: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/26/for-easter-theres-a-display-honoring-obi-wan-kenobi-in-the-wisconsin-state-capitol/

Glenn Beck: The constitution comes along, and all of a sudden we have microwave ovens: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/glenn-beck-constitution-comes-and-all-sudden-we-have-microwave-ovens

TX lawmaker charged the state to travel of OK for “pain relieving Jesus shot” http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/texas-lawmaker-billed-taxpayers-for-trip-to-oklahoma-to-get-pain-relieving-jesus-shot/

Priest gambles away $500,000 raised for Iraqi refugees: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/29/canadian-priest-gambled-away-half-a-million-dollars-his-church-raised-for-refugees/

The world’s first Jewish tartan is a real thing: http://www.electricscotland.com/tartans/story13.htm

Irish Priests will bless roads to improve safety: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/26/who-needs-drivers-ed-irish-priests-will-bless-the-roads-to-improve-safety/

Mississippi Bill allows churches to kill people: http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/miss-lawmakers-pass-bill-letting-churches-appoint-unaccountable-soldiers-of-god-as-armed-security/

Dinkoism offers atheists in India their own Flying Spaghetti Monster, and it’s a super mouse: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/24/dinkoism-a-parody-religion-centered-around-a-mouse-god-is-gaining-a-following-in-india/

Idaho Republican: Bibles in Public schools are okay according to the “little supreme court in my head” http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/idaho-republican-bibles-in-public-schools-ruled-constitutional-by-little-supreme-court-in-my-head/

Sarah Palin’s version of “Judge Judy” in the works: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/23/judge-sarah-palin-dont-mind-if-i-do/

This Week in Misogyny:

Scotus ruling on contraception case: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/03/29/the-supreme-courts-suggested-solution-in-a-contraception-case-wont-satisfy-the-right/ and http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/03/29/3764508/how-to-make-sense-of-the-baffling-order-the-supreme-court-just-handed-down-on-birth-control/

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