A Top Ten Challenge
We put out a call on episode 100 for a listener with some image-manipulation skills to create our “top ten fun ways to depict Mohammed using Photoshop” and one listener in particular took the baton and ran. In fact, within hours of the episode’s release, he’d sent a commendable effort at all ten of our suggestions.
The pics he sent are below the fold, but I feel the need to warn even our loyal listeners that we don’t recommend using these pictures as wallpaper for your work computer. And if you do, be smarter than me, and change it out before you let the Muslim tech support guy take over your laptop to work a bug out of it.
#10) “One of those Charmin Bears using his turban for an unclean purpose.”
#9) “One of the dogs playing poker.”
#8) “Beating off to a Pornhub video”
#7) “As Marilyn Monroe getting her skirt blown up”
#6) “Sucking off the kid who got punished for faux headfucking the Jesus statue.”
#5) “Switched out for McCartny on the Abbey Road cover.”
#4) “Evolving from filthy monkey men.”
#3) “Taking a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the face.”
#2) “Taking a Chuck Norris load of man-porridge in the face.”
#1) “Waiting for his fuck buddy in front of Guantanamo.”
If anybody would like to murder us in a zealotous rampage for publishing these pictures, you can find us in an underwater lair deep beneath the Pacific Ocean. Seriously. Just keep looking.