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A Top Ten Challenge

We put out a call on episode 100 for a listener with some image-manipulation skills to create our “top ten fun ways to depict Mohammed using Photoshop” and one listener in particular took the baton and ran.  In fact, within hours of the episode’s release, he’d sent a commendable effort at all ten of our suggestions.

The pics he sent are below the fold, but I feel the need to warn even our loyal listeners that we don’t recommend using these pictures as wallpaper for your work computer.  And if you do, be smarter than me, and change it out before you let the Muslim tech support guy take over your laptop to work a bug out of it.

Thanks Don!

#10) “One of those Charmin Bears using his turban for an unclean purpose.”


#9) “One of the dogs playing poker.”


#8) “Beating off to a Pornhub video”


#7) “As Marilyn Monroe getting her skirt blown up”


#6) “Sucking off the kid who got punished for faux headfucking the Jesus statue.”


#5) “Switched out for McCartny on the Abbey Road cover.”


#4) “Evolving from filthy monkey men.”


#3) “Taking a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the face.”


#2) “Taking a Chuck Norris load of man-porridge in the face.”


#1) “Waiting for his fuck buddy in front of Guantanamo.”


If anybody would like to murder us in a zealotous rampage for publishing these pictures, you can find us in an underwater lair deep beneath the Pacific Ocean.  Seriously.  Just keep looking.

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  1. James
    January 24, 2015 at 8:14 AM

    “underwater lair”

  2. Wallace Fern
    January 24, 2015 at 9:16 AM

    I love that Chuck Norris is standing on the Wii exercise pad. You can almost imagine turning this into a game called something like “Defending the Faith”, where the player, as arch-Christian Norris uses their wiimotes to bash down all non-Christians coming at them wave after wave. Not just muslims, either — you’d get to a Thor boss-battle at some point in the game without a doubt.

  3. Danny
    January 24, 2015 at 4:31 PM

    Can you please tell me again how to get your book? Or send me the PDF. Thanks Danny


  4. graham
    January 29, 2015 at 1:09 AM

    Image 4 is not my desktop wallpaper. Lets hope no Jihadies see my laptop on the tube.

    • graham
      January 29, 2015 at 1:10 AM

      Is now my wallpaper!

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